Unclassified 18+


Pulled screaming, yet dazed, from Animation Land’s groine-electrique come this year’s collection of meta anti-classics known as Late Night Bizarre. Sure, this intro makes no sense but it doesn’t have to coz you know what we mean and we know what you want. Expect free-fall rhino fights, bladder-fulls of honey bees, unusual feeding arrangements, offensive stunt riding cougars, feline Armageddon’s, a parade of things you shouldn’t lick, cowpokes poking where cowpokes shouldn’t be poking, the truth behind the alien anal probe myth, drug addled axe swinging penguins, walrusicide and much, much more. And DON’T put the title of the final film into an on-line translator.

SL: Spoken Language / NL: No language / Sub: Subtitles


I Love You So Hard
Joel Veitch
UK, 3'28, 2013 (SL)
Seduction-Excess!! One man’s attempt to win her over with a plummeting rhino, a bladder full of killer bees and a cordless drill.

Cute Midwestern Family Moments (Oareos And Melk)
Joe Sams
USA, 1'00, 2013 (SL)
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many kids. Yeah.

Knock Knock
Chadwick Whitehead
USA, 1'14, 2012 (SL)
Oh God. Don’t go there, it won’t turn out well.

The Collector
Dimitri Kozma
Brazil, 2'00, 2013 (NL)
A glass jar a day helps keep you regular.

Cat Waco
Brooke Duckart
USA, 3'25, 2012 (SL)
Lock the doors, bar the windows, load the guns. This is gonna get hairy.

Eternal Friend
Naoki Yamaji
Japan, 5'15, 2013 (NL)
There’s something going on in the bathroom and it’s really not good.

Swallowing A Single-Engine Airplane
Marao, David Mussel, Fernanda Valverde, Giuliana Danza, Jonas Brandao, Pedro Eboli, Gabriel Bitar, Ze Alexandre
Brazil, 8'00, 2013 (SL)
Swallowing is tough enough, but what goes in has to come out… one way or another.
Cowpokes Livin' On The Edge
John Akre
USA, 2'35, 2013 (SL)
Idiot solutions to dumb problems all done to dubious country and western mumblishin’.
Trusts And Estates
Janette Bonds
USA, 3'51, 2013 (SL)
Four guys unload in a restaurant. Things have not been going well at the office but there’s always a solution.
Mister Super Juicer
Aaron Peeples
USA, 4'49, 2013 (SL)
Would you buy a juicer from this guy? Don’t answer til you’ve heard the offer. But wait, there’s more – a LOT more.
Prometheus Shrugged
Morgan Miller
USA, 2'10, 2012 (SL)
Tell it like it is Bro. The art of the backyard cultural critique taken to a new level.
I Don't Understand Your Website
Lyndon Daniels
South Africa, 2'10, 2007 (NL)
Bad animals go full metal to get some customer service happening.
The Dukes Of Broxstonia: Undies
Stu Connolly, Suren Perera
Australia, 3'00, 2013 (NL)
The rancid undies are killing the on-stage vibe and they’re not doing the general atmosphere in the tour bus much good either.
Bless You
David Barlow-Krelina
Canada, 2'30, 2013 (NL)
Buy the ticket, take the ride, but who could have anticipated Nasal Armageddon on the nightly commute.
Touch A Walrus
Jackson He
Canada, 1'52, 2013 (SL)
Touching it is one thing, but licking it is another. And was the tear gas really a good idea (coz the hand gun sure wasn’t).
Ana Nedeljkovic, Nikola Majdak Jr
Serbia, 7'19, 2012 (NL)
In Rabbitland the rabbits have no brains, just holes in their head, which helps explain their worship of a huge pair of golden legs.
The Penguin
Annette Jung
Germany, 7'15, 2012 (NL)
Who could have thought one tiny little penguin could harbour such a comprehensive grab bag of vices and provoke so much mayhem?
Joe Bichard
UK, 4’00, 2013 (SL)
Children can be oh so cruel.
Doctor Lollipop
Aliki Grafft
USA, 5'32, 2013 (SL)
Is there a doctor in the horse? Dr Lollipop is perfect. Dr Lollipop has a flock of gentle bluebirds carry his stethoscope. Dr Lollipop has trouble operating coz he has hooves.
Sewing Machine
Brayden Gifford
Australia, 5’47, 2013 (SL)
An evil man in the woods with green teeth and a sewing machine, 100 missing kids and a boy with a hook where his hand used to be. And then....
The Origin Of A Myth: Alien Abduction
Jason Petrovitch
USA, 3'00, 2012 (SL)
At last the truth about plasma smears and anal probes.
Kyle Stebbins
USA, 1’00, 2013 (SL)
Just two square dudes standing around their BBQ chewing the fat – and spitting it out.

Ketsujiru Juke
Sawako Kabuki
Japan, 2'56, 2013 (Sub)
An in depth look at... no wait, we can’t say that. A large pile of... ah, crap, we can’t say that either. LNB aficionados will be out of their seats though.



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