SATURDAY 21 JUNE,
9.30PM CINEMA 2
SINGLE TICKET > BUY
MINI PASS > BUY
Pulled screaming, yet dazed, from Animation Land’s
groine-electrique come this year’s collection of meta anti-classics
known as Late Night Bizarre. Sure, this intro makes no sense but
it doesn’t have to coz you know what we mean and we know what
you want. Expect free-fall rhino fights, bladder-fulls of honey
bees, unusual feeding arrangements, offensive stunt riding cougars,
feline Armageddon’s, a parade of things you shouldn’t
lick, cowpokes poking where cowpokes shouldn’t be poking,
the truth behind the alien anal probe myth, drug addled axe swinging
penguins, walrusicide and much, much more. And DON’T put the
title of the final film into an on-line translator.
SL: Spoken Language / NL: No language / Sub: Subtitles
Love You So Hard
UK, 3'28, 2013 (SL)
Seduction-Excess!! One man’s attempt
to win her over with a plummeting rhino, a bladder full of killer
bees and a cordless drill.
Midwestern Family Moments (Oareos And Melk)
USA, 1'00, 2013 (SL)
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many kids.
USA, 1'14, 2012 (SL)
Oh God. Don’t go there, it won’t
turn out well.
Brazil, 2'00, 2013 (NL)
A glass jar a day helps keep you regular.
USA, 3'25, 2012 (SL)
Lock the doors, bar the windows, load
the guns. This is gonna get hairy.
Japan, 5'15, 2013 (NL)
There’s something going on in
the bathroom and it’s really not good.
A Single-Engine Airplane
Mussel, Fernanda Valverde, Giuliana Danza, Jonas Brandao, Pedro Eboli,
Gabriel Bitar, Ze Alexandre
Brazil, 8'00, 2013 (SL)
Swallowing is tough enough, but what goes
in has to come out… one way or another.
Livin' On The Edge
USA, 2'35, 2013 (SL)
Idiot solutions to dumb problems all done
to dubious country and western mumblishin’.
USA, 3'51, 2013 (SL)
Four guys unload in a restaurant. Things
have not been going well at the office but there’s always a
USA, 4'49, 2013 (SL)
Would you buy a juicer from this guy?
Don’t answer til you’ve heard the offer. But wait, there’s
more – a LOT more.
USA, 2'10, 2012 (SL)
Tell it like it is Bro. The art of the
backyard cultural critique taken to a new level.
Don't Understand Your Website
South Africa, 2'10, 2007 (NL)
Bad animals go full metal to get some
customer service happening.
Dukes Of Broxstonia: Undies
Australia, 3'00, 2013 (NL)
The rancid undies are killing the on-stage
vibe and they’re not doing the general atmosphere in the tour
bus much good either.
Canada, 2'30, 2013 (NL)
Buy the ticket, take the ride, but who
could have anticipated Nasal Armageddon on the nightly commute.
Canada, 1'52, 2013 (SL)
Touching it is one thing, but licking
it is another. And was the tear gas really a good idea (coz the hand
gun sure wasn’t).
Ana Nedeljkovic, Nikola Majdak Jr
Serbia, 7'19, 2012 (NL)
In Rabbitland the rabbits have no brains,
just holes in their head, which helps explain their worship of a huge
pair of golden legs.
Germany, 7'15, 2012 (NL)
Who could have thought one tiny little
penguin could harbour such a comprehensive grab bag of vices and provoke
so much mayhem?
UK, 4’00, 2013 (SL)
Children can be oh so cruel.
USA, 5'32, 2013 (SL)
Is there a doctor in the horse? Dr Lollipop
is perfect. Dr Lollipop has a flock of gentle bluebirds carry his
stethoscope. Dr Lollipop has trouble operating coz he has hooves.
Australia, 5’47, 2013 (SL)
An evil man in the woods with green teeth
and a sewing machine, 100 missing kids and a boy with a hook where
his hand used to be. And then....
Origin Of A Myth: Alien Abduction
USA, 3'00, 2012 (SL)
At last the truth about plasma smears
and anal probes.
USA, 1’00, 2013 (SL)
Just two square dudes standing around
their BBQ chewing the fat – and spitting it out.
Japan, 2'56, 2013 (Sub)
An in depth look at... no wait, we can’t
say that. A large pile of... ah, crap, we can’t say that either.
LNB aficionados will be out of their seats though.